Bull Shit Generator

Feel free to download this and make your own. The javaScript is not that difficult.

BTW, the colors on this page are "brown" and "dark yellow". Yes, these are ugly colors -- they were selected on purpose for their appropriateness to the subject.

How it works: The generator selects a word from each column and combines them to form a status-report-ready sentence.

Try it!


verbs adjectives nouns
aggregate
architect
benchmark
brand
deliver
deploy
disintermediate
drive
embrace
empower
enable
engage
engineer
enhance
envisioneer
evolve
expedite
exploit
extend
facilitate
generate
grow
harness
implement
incentivize
incubate
innovate
integrate
leverage
maximize
mesh
monetize
morph
optimize
orchestrate
personalize
reintermediate
reinvent
repurpose
revolutionize
scale
seize
strategize
streamline
syndicate
synergize
synthesize
target
transform
unleash
utilize
visualize
whiteboard
24/365
24/7
B2B
B2C
back-end
best-of-breed
bleeding-edge
bricks-and-clicks
clicks-and-mortar
cross-media
cross-platform
customized
cutting-edge
distributed
dot-com
dynamic
e-
e-business
efficient
end-to-end
enterprise
extensible
focused
frictionless
front-end
global
granular
impactful
innovative
integrated
interactive
intuitive
killer
leading-edge
magnetic
mission-critical
next-generation
one-to-one
open-source
out-of-the-box
proactive
real-time
revolutionary
robust
scalable
seamless
sexy
sticky
strategic
synergistic
transparent
turn-key
ubiquitous
user-centric
value-added
vertical
viral
virtual
visionary
web-enabled
wireless
world-class
action-items
applications
architectures
bandwidth
channels
communities
content
convergence
deliverables
e-business
e-commerce
e-markets
e-services
e-tailers
earballs
ecosystems
eyeballs
functionalities
infomediaries
infrastructures
initiatives
interfaces
markets
metrics
mindshare
models
networks
niches
paradigms
partnerships
platforms
portals
relationships
ROI
schemas
speed-to-market
solutions
supply-chains
synergies
systems
technologies
touchpoints
users
value-chains
vortals
web-readiness

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