Ever wonder where people get those arcane thesis topics?
You know the kind; the topics themselves are beyond comprehension
by mere mortals and the scholar just takes it one step farther by
using so many 50¢ words that you have zero chance of understanding
what is going on.
In fact, there is so much obfuscation involved in the average dissertation
topic, that we felt that we should join the fun! And we invite you to
do the same; see below for details.
The current starting point:
Past Dissertation Topics:
two words: asymptotic & ilkTopic Sentence:
asymptotic relationships between antidisestablishmentarianism and partisan complacency: the ilk of the obfuscatory political campaign with reference to the symbiotic orientation of liberalism and conservatism -- gutteral utterances of manifest destiny -- electoral promises analagous to a meniscus -- ostensibly adhering to the rigidity of the populist structure while obscuring the veritable concavity within.SWR
137:50 (reduces to 2.74)
"a post-modern cultural meta-story" - NPRTopic Sentence:
rhetorical vs compulsory proactive electoral abstention derived from a post-modern cultural meta-story with respect to the implementation efficacy of populist and totalitarian government in an evolving dominant global society over the post-cold-war era.SWR
84:33 (reduces to 2.55)
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